Welcome to the era of tweet-driven markets.
Plus, a list of things that make you forget to check your 401k...
Plus, where's DOGE when you need it?
Plus, turns out, BlackRock isn't buying up all the homes after all. Here's who is...
Plus, what's widening EU bonds?
Plus, the Atlanta Fed is forecasting a contraction in GDP... or is it?
Plus, the law of conservation of vices...
Plus, a potential loophole in JPM's return-to-work mandate...
Plus, Scott Bessent doesn't care about Fed rate cuts, and he might be onto something...
Plus, one job the robots probably aren't coming for...
Plus, turns out, the Girl Scouts aren't exactly girl scouts...
Plus, the leading narrative in markets might have it all wrong...
