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Liquid Nitrogen Coffee = Pure Alpha
Plus, a new addition to your morning routine
POWERED BY COMETEER
Cometeer gives you top-tier coffee drinks in seconds
Volatile markets are bad enough—don’t add bad coffee to the mix. Whether you want a summer iced coffee or a cozy cappuccino, Cometeer gives it to you in seconds.
No machine. No grinding beans and making a mess. No waiting for the slow drip of your homemade brew as you wipe the sleep out of your eyes. Just insanely good brews from top-tier roasters like Joe Coffee, Birch and Go Get Em Tiger.
Just about $1 a cup on your first order (even with that transitory inflation)
How does it work? Proprietary science that took years to master. A multi-million dollar brewing facility staffed by MIT engineers and coffee virtuosos. Incredible beans grown everywhere from Ethiopia to Colombia. And a very chilly liquid nitrogen bath that perfectly preserves each capsule of Cometeer's ultra-rich coffee extract.
Pour a thawed capsule into an iced glass of water or milk for a heavenly iced coffee or latte. Or just as easily make outstanding hot coffees and cappuccinos. And, unlike current supply chains, NFT prices, and basically the entire world economy right now, this delicious coffee is absurdly consistent. There’s no such thing as a bad brew with Cometeer.
Don't Wait: They’re even offering our readers $30 off for a limited time. In this economy? We recommend you move quickly.
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